Go Outside T-Shirt
Go Outside T-Shirt
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Product Details
Product Details
🛸 Unreal Comfort. Built for the Unknown.
🛸 Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Tee
🛸 100% Ring-Spun U.S. Cotton
🛸 Relaxed Fit, Pre-Shrunk
🛸 Soft-Washed for That Worn-in Feel
🛸 Heavyweight, Durable Fabric
🛸 Double Stitching with No Side Seams
🛸 Printed, Packaged, and Shipped from the USA 👽
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Follow these recommendations to keep your tees vibrant and strong wash after wash.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out.
2. Wash in cold water with mild detergent.
3. Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry
4. Avoid washing/drying with dyed garments
5. Iron inside out on low heat if needed
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Abducted Threads charges flat rate, $4.95 shipping on all orders under 3 items, while orders of 3+ items ship completely FREE.
- Orders are shipped within 3-5 days
- Most orders arrive within 7 days
- Guaranteed safe and secure checkout
- Please allow 3-5 business days for delivery

Comfort Colors© 1717
PREMIUM COTTON TEES
These aren't your average tees. We print on premium, 100% ring-spun cotton Comfort Colors tees for that buttery soft, worn-in feel right out of the package. Lightweight, breathable, and built for everyday wear—whether you're chasing cryptids or just laying low.
★★★★★ 100+ FIVE STAR REVIEWS
TOP-TIER CUSTOMER SERVICE
At Abducted Threads, we treat every customer like family. You can count on fast replies, smooth resolutions, and genuine human service every step of the way.
Our 30-day guarantee means that you can shop with confidence. If anything is off, we'll make it right, no questions asked.
🛸 30-Day Money Back Guarantee
🛸 24/7 Customer Support
Proudly Printed in the U.S.A.
INDEPENDENT SMALL BUSINESS
In a world dominated by mass-produced brands and faceless corporations, we keep things a little more personal. Abducted Threads is proudly independent and built for those who know there’s more out there.
I’m Dave — the one behind the transmissions. I started Abducted Threads to bring my obsession with the unexplained to life: aliens, Bigfoot, Nessie, and everything they don’t want you to see. This is gear for the curious, the believers, and the ones who always look up.
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FAQ's
Where are you located?
Abducted Threads is a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printer shops in both Florida and Texas.
For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.
Do you ship internationally?
We do! Shipping rates will vary depending on your location, so be sure to check the shipping policy in the site footer for details.
Will I get a tracking number?
Yes, as soon as your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow your package on it's journey to you.
What size would fit me best?
We know sizing can be tough, that's why we have a size chart and recommender on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our stellar customer service team via email at support@abductedthreads.com and they'll help you find the perfect fit!
What materials do you use?
We use high-quality, 100% cotton Comfort Colors tees for all of our prints. Our tees are pre shrunk and printed with eco-friendly, water based inks to ensure they are nontoxic and safe to wear wash after wash.